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  2. so-humorous:

    Oh my god

    (Source: flawlessvevo, via gnarly)

     
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  4. October is my shit

     
  5. comedycentral:

    Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

    Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

     
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  7. religiousmom:

    im funnier online where I can’t stutter

    (via distraction)

     

  8. mcsnuggie:

    at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

    (via ugly)

     
  9. (via pride)

     
  10. Yes

    (Source: skinnyawkward1)

     
  11. (Source: weheartit.com, via sadeniing)

     

  12. I checked my weight today and it was 121.5. That means I gained 3 pounds.

    I hate myself so much for eating poorly.

     
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  15. Anonymous said: Why do you have to escape this reality??

    I know who you are. Reality is unmanageable.